Blog: Long time, no see.
Elaine: I know. I'm sorry. I'm pretty terrible about... things.
Blog: Uh huh.
Elaine: It's not personal.
Blog: Right.
Elaine: I'm back now. For good. I promise.
Blog: Don't make promises you can't keep.
(Enter Elaine's Tumblr.)
Tumblr: (to Elaine) The prodigal son returns.
Elaine: Wow, hi Tumblr. Didn't expect to see you here.
Tumblr: To what do we owe this honor, Ms. Carroll?
Elaine: Oh, I -
Tumblr: That was sarcasm.
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