Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Ella liked my sarong so I gave her one that she can keep "forever and ever and ever".

My niece is adorable, right?

I learned how to swim under water. This is a big deal for me. I had a smattering of swimming-related mishaps in my life. Not enough to keep me away from water, but enough to make me think I would never be a strong swimmer. This is no longer the case. You are currently reading the blog of a woman who can...
- do flips in the pool - forwards, backwards, sideways, every way
- dive to the bottom of the deep end to retrieve fallen Lego men
- do handstands and stay there for up to 2 seconds
- swim under water, eyes open, like a goddamn mermaid

On Saturday night, Bob, Perian, Adam, Sam and I played the most exciting game of Marco Polo anyone has ever played. It was late and dark, except for the pool which was illuminated. We had to whisper so we wouldn't wake up everyone at the Casa Cody hotel. Afterwards we went to the hot tub and talked and found ourselves singing. Adam and I gave a fully committed performance of The Confrontation between Jean Valjean and Javier from "Les Mis". Between the 2 of us, we knew 75% of the words.

Grantland

I'm excited for this!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Tree of Life


If you are a person who likes looking at things that are beautiful, you should see "Tree of Life". If you don't like looking at things that are beautiful, there is something wrong with you and you should get that fixed because looking at beautiful things creates harmonious brainwave patterns.

It's a big movie and it asks a lot of you. It took a lot more patience and attention than I'm used to giving. Somewhere into watching it, I started wanting to check my email which is a red flag of "I've had enough". At times it felt like the movie was going to give me information and then it wouldn't. It shows you a family - a mother, father, and three brothers - and starts by asking the question "Why did this have to happen?" when one of them dies. It lulls you into thinking there's a full on story line happening when there isn't. Instead it will take you through moments of creation - installments of music and images and bits of childhood memory - all unfolding without explanation or catharsis or apology. It reminds me of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It also reminds me of "Ashes and Snow" which is this art exhibit with a website that's worth exploring, particularly if you like to look at beautiful pictures while Laurence Fishburne whispers to you.

Tree of Life starts with a quote from the Book of Job which is one of the most fucked up thing in the Bible. The angry jealous Yahweh of the Old Testament made a stupid deal with the devil that he couldn't get Job to curse God because Job was such a good person. So God destroyed Job's life and eventually Job asked God "Why are you doing this to me?" and God said "I'm doing this because I feel like it and who the fuck are you anyway" and that was that.

On a side note, I started a twitter account but I can't remember the password and also lost interest.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Correction

My sister reminded me that the trip to Palm Springs happened in 1991, not 1990. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, Sue.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Palm Springs

I'm in Palm Springs with my in-laws. At 6:30 in the morning, I will be woken up by my niece, Ella, jumping on my stomach. It's 11:30pm and Sam and I just swam in the pool, then got in the hot tub, then jumped back to the pool. Very fun stuff. The drive here was fine. Traffic, but I didn't mind. We listened to Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, and Martin Sexton on the way. I drove. Lloyd the Car did a great job.

I first came to Palm Springs in 1990. If I ever see my life flash before my eyes, I hope that the first morning in Palm Springs makes the cut - Mom and Dad standing on either side of the door. They tell me to keep my eyes closed. They're smiling, this must be good. Doors open to reveal California - blue, bright, warm, fragrant, magical, easily the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I felt like Dorothy when she first sees Munchkin Land. Here's what I knew about California. 1. It was far away from Virginia, and 2. it's where "Full House" came from. Full House was more than a TV show, it was my religion. The next time I went to California, I was in 4th grade, tagging along on a business trip with my dad. Then I didn't come back until 2008. Then briefly in 2009. And then in the beginning of 2010, I moved out here for pilot season. Then in the fall of 2010 I moved here for real (Drivers license and voting = real).

Now, in the middle of 2011, I'm back in Palm Springs. It's actually very funny to me - my life, the choices I've made, my entire career, all somehow based on my freakish childhood obsession with Full House. I've come full circle just by walking in place. I'm excited to see Ella's face in the morning.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011



Things to love about this:

-everything about the first minute, especially the awkwardness
-the moment between 2:51-2:57
-how i think i want to play tina weymouth in some sort of UCB sketch
-how if you want to pretend that david byrne's arm is paralyzed and then comes to life once he dances, you can
-everything!!! it's like it can't make me not happy!!!!!

Friday, May 27, 2011

I did an interview with The Daily Brink and they just sent me the pictures so I'm gonna take this opportunity to discuss Stevie the Cat

This is me and Stevie.



Stevie is a great cat. She is a girl cat with a boy name. That was an accident. We foolishly thought she was a male when we first met her because she was really friendly and outgoing and we know nothing about cat anatomy and everything about cat stereotypes. My family made the same mistake with our childhood cat who we adopted in 1988. We were told she was a male and my nerdy sister, 7 at the time, named her Einstein. By the time the vet told us he was a she, it was too late. Einstein was already Einstein. Stevie will always be Stevie. Sorry cats. On the bright side, neither Einstein or Stevie seemed to have too much of a complex about it. When Dave and I first started petting her, she rubbed her head into our hands in the same back 'n forth Stevie Wonder style. That's how she got her name.

Stevie was *sort of* born December 8th 2010. It's the anniversary of John Lennon's death, which is already a big deal in my house, but now it'll also be remembered as Stevie's Birthday (Observed). It's the day she adopted us. Yeah, she adopted us. This cat had been wandering around our yard for a couple days. Dave, Andy and I all noticed her. She was skinny and nervous, but cute and brave. No collar, no micro-chip (at least not that we felt), and our neighbors didn't know anything about her. My roommates and I had no intention of getting a pet. I already have a cat (the distinguished Mr. Hammers best known for his role as "Comet" in Very Mary-Kate). But this desperate little cat was too cute. She was hungry and skinny, but obviously sweet and smart and would make a great pet for someone. So we came up with a plan:

The plan:
1. See if the cat would come into our apartment on her own free will. She did.
2. Run to the pet store on Hillhurst, grab wet and dry food, litter, a litter box.
3. Take her to a vet asap.
4. Let her spend the holidays with us, then in the new year investigate no-kill animal shelters

However after about 2 days of living with Stevie we all fell deeply in love with her. We took her to the vet and everything checked out. Turns out she had been fixed which means she probably either had an owner who then got rid of her or moved away or she escaped... guess we'll never know.

Stevie's interests:

1. chasing crumbled up pieces of paper and getting so into it that she runs into walls.
2. killing and eating bugs
3. sitting on people, preferably with her butt in your face.
4. sitting on window sills
5. parading around the house with dirty socks in her mouth
6. string of any sort! Twine! iPod headphones! You name it, she'll kill it!
7. kneading (eyes closed or partially closed, never opened)
8. sleep marathons
9. impersonating Stevie Wonder

My favorite Stevie fact is how she meows like a slot machine. When she wants food, her meow comes out in this low-to-high pitch tone, kind of like an old-timey cash register. I swear to God. Come over at 7 in the morning and listen for yourself.

I love this animal so much it embarrasses me.

Hey this is a picture of what my face looked like last week when the fabulous Dan C. came over to take pictures of me in my kitchen.


My street


My front yard. My neighbor's plant.