Staying in West Hollywood

Today I shot a video. It was fun. Now I'm back at the hotel. The book I'm reading is good.

All variations of my name on Twitter are unavailable and I just don't know what to do about it!!!1!! No really what should I do? #actualquestion

For the next 9 days I'll be driving around Los Angeles in a red 2012 Buick Enclave listening to Neil Young and T Rex. Yes we can be best friends.

Not enough cats on this blog.

nope, still not enough cats on this blog.

not enough cats on this blog.

I am a child and this is my dream house

If all goes according to plan, I will have a summer house like this somewhere on the west coast by 2017. Come visit any weekend you want. You will make fun of me for living in a tree house, and I will say something like "Well it's about the pursuit of happiness, not the pursuit of financially sound real estate investments." You will say, "But you have no money left!" I will say "This is also true." Then you'll make up an excuse as to why you have to drive back to LA a day early and I will spend the rest of the evening killing mosquitos.

Jim and Tina

-They're both from Woodside, Queens.

-My dad is the youngest of 8 and my mom is the oldest of 3.

-My dad used to ride in the space between the subway cars on the 7 train.

-My mom always wins at Scrabble. My dad always loses at poker.

-My mom broke into Shea Stadium to see the Beatles. I think all she had to do was climb over the fence. You would have done the same.

-They used to spend Sundays walking the entire length of Manhattan. Now they spend weekends baking pies and "text mailing" me pictures of the finished product. I will never correct them on this.

This picture is from May '06 when I graduated college. My sister will correct all inaccuracies in this post and in every other thing I ever do for as long as we both are alive.

SNACK!

Almost as good as this.

Every so often I pick a new favorite VMK episode.

Today it's this one.

The night before we shot this I stayed up late cutting green construction paper into dollar bills and sandwiching them between actual dollar bills to look like wads of cash.