Monday, September 19, 2011

Staying in West Hollywood

Today I shot a video. It was fun. Now I'm back at the hotel. The book I'm reading is good.

All variations of my name on Twitter are unavailable and I just don't know what to do about it!!!1!! No really what should I do? #actualquestion

For the next 9 days I'll be driving around Los Angeles in a red 2012 Buick Enclave listening to Neil Young and T Rex. Yes we can be best friends.

Not enough cats on this blog.

Friday, September 9, 2011


nope, still not enough cats on this blog.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


not enough cats on this blog.

Monday, September 5, 2011

I am a child and this is my dream house


If all goes according to plan, I will have a summer house like this somewhere on the west coast by 2017. Come visit any weekend you want. You will make fun of me for living in a tree house, and I will say something like "Well it's about the pursuit of happiness, not the pursuit of financially sound real estate investments." You will say, "But you have no money left!" I will say "This is also true." Then you'll make up an excuse as to why you have to drive back to LA a day early and I will spend the rest of the evening killing mosquitos.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Jim and Tina


-They're both from Woodside, Queens.

-My dad is the youngest of 8 and my mom is the oldest of 3.

-My dad used to ride in the space between the subway cars on the 7 train.

-My mom always wins at Scrabble. My dad always loses at poker.

-My mom broke into Shea Stadium to see the Beatles. I think all she had to do was climb over the fence. You would have done the same.

-They used to spend Sundays walking the entire length of Manhattan. Now they spend weekends baking pies and "text mailing" me pictures of the finished product. I will never correct them on this.

This picture is from May '06 when I graduated college. My sister will correct all inaccuracies in this post and in every other thing I ever do for as long as we both are alive.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Every so often I pick a new favorite VMK episode.


Today it's this one.

The night before we shot this I stayed up late cutting green construction paper into dollar bills and sandwiching them between actual dollar bills to look like wads of cash.